May 2013
ivegottobethere:
ima-ho-ho-ho:
rneerkat:
snapfox:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
laugh-addict:
hearing anything similar to the sound of your alarm clock/school bell
youngblackandvegan:
theblackanarchist:
White men fuck over the entire world and then get offended when you remind them.
amen
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
April 2013
When you see someone cute,
sodamnrelatable:
They smile and look at you:
And you’re like:
deceptiboobies:
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
kingofwesteros:
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
quietrooms-and-loudmusic:
tomlinscunt:
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS...
